Sour Skittles

Pucker up sucker! I have been a huge Skittles fan ever since I was old enough to chew solids. My mother actually used to feed them to me when I was crying to keep me quiet so she could watch Three’s Company in peace. Perhaps that is the real reason why I am a diabetic, but that is neither here nor there. As I sampled the new sour flavored Skittles I knew right away that holding a conversation with anyone while eating them could result in a skittle flavored spittle catastrophe, and should be avoided at all costs. Your salivary glands will be kicked into overdrive the second you pop a few of these bad boys in your mouth. The familiar candy coated fruity goodness is back, but the unique sour crystals coating the outside will surely deliver a swift kick to the pants. Be on the look out for the ever-elusive “ice-cream??? flavor. (I will find you.)

1 thought on “Sour Skittles

  1. 1sexytwin

    The copywriting on this site is amazing!!! For instance, “Your salivary glands will be kicked into overdrive” and “skittle flavored spittle catastrophe.” Man! I work at an advertising agency- and I have to say- DANG! You rock!

    Anyways- the ice-cream flavored Skittles are HORRIBLE! But, not to worry- the carnival flavored Skittles are AMAZING! If I remember correctly, they have cotton candy, candy apple, licorice, and one other flavor (but for the life of me, I can’t remember the flavor). Anyways, those are ADDICTING… try em! I purchased mine at Walmart.

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